Keep your eyes on the prize! #eclipse #solareclipse #science #fail #failarmy

Only in summertime #beach #summer #fails #shorts

Pennywise adding to his shoe collection #fail #shorts #shoes #funny #failarmy

Real ghosts don't wear patagonia #travel #funny #shorts #prank #scare

i usually don't ironing board on a first date 😩 🤣

i only buy wild caught iphones 😩 🤣

dad strength doesn't mean core strength 😩 🤣 #dadfail #chairfail #sendhelp #humor #fail

The instant regret is absolutely priceless 😭

i'm better at dominos than hurdles 😩 🤣

if we get pulled over just be cool 😎 🤣

like a video game but you can get hurt! 😩 🤣

we pay for the NYT cooking subscription 😩 🤣

Gravity clocked in for work today 🤣

dan was a "professional lifer liver" 😩 🤣

Confidence: 10/10 Results: absolutely not 😂